Steinschmatz

Dating apps are a scam, at least they feel like it to most of us.

They purposefully show you to a lot of people when you sign up, only to slow down progress after you’re hooked. Then, they offer you the premium version. Oldest trick in the book.

The algorithm doesn’t love you, too. I will simply show you the top 10% of users first ‒ most of which just advertising their socials. Then, it’ll show you the scammers with AI images and then it will tell you you can’t continue to swipe unless you pay.

The people aren’t much better. We’ve seen the heated debate about the height filter and the proposed weight filter, but since you’re not a horrible person, you have no opinion on that. Conversations are a one-way street, interestingly, both men and women report this.

What you need is a real tool. You know, like that program at work that has 311 settings and can generate statistics on the average number of breaths taken by your customers wearing red on Tuesdays.

And would you look at that: Now there is APHRODETAIL, the app you needed.

It works like any other app, it’s totally free but it gives you detailed statistics on your potential love interests – the real meat of the deal:

You can even set up your own statistics, as long as they are user behavior and be able to see at a glance who’s serious about finding love and who isn’t!

Try APHRODETAIL now!

Their pictures might open the door, but their behavior will tell you if they are going to stay.

© 2025 Ben Büchlein. All rights reserved. This is a creative copy concept and not based on any real product. Consider it satire if you will. No, I am happily taken.