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Congratulations, you just bought jewelry for your girlfriend!

She hinted at it several times, and you finally remembered it in your honorable efforts to become the greatest boyfriend that ever lived. You chose a set of earrings at a price you prefer not to think about too much, you just have to work harder for a few weeks.

Now, she’s looking at it. You’ve seen her face a million times, so you know something is off. It’s not the face she made when that puppy in the park walked over. It’s also not the face she made when said puppy cutely fell over several times. It’s not even the face she made when she heard her boss will be extending his holiday indefinitely.

Of course, she is happy and thankful for the gesture. She’s hugged and kissed you and put it on immediately. She will even wear it as much as possible when you spend time together, for she is just an awesome person. But your senses are tingling. It wasn’t perfect. And perfection is your goal, so you wonder what it might be. The design is good, modern and elegant. Can’t be the brand, you know she bought it before. Can’t be the price, you really didn’t skimp this time.

You swear to get to the bottom of this and retreat for research.

Soon, you find our offer. The Jewelry Superspy.

In essence, it’s simply a link. A link to send to your beloved one. Following it just shows the user a collection of over 450 of the latest jewelry pieces on offer today, from every price point. Just to scroll, with some additional info to expand in a pop-down menu.

Your job is simply to send said link and say:

“Just found this blog thing. Thought you might like it.”

Then, you just add your three standard emojis to make it seem like part of your regular conversations. Maybe add a joke.

The super-secret trick is: When the target user follows this link, they get this annoying popup for cookies and data protection. And the small print that their activities on this page are monitored and sent to the person who generated this link. Is it strictly honorable? No. Legal? In most countries. Are there rules in love and war? Well, yes, in war. But not when trying to become the best boyfriend of your lineage.

What you get is an overview of which items have been looked at the most. Which items’ info has been expanded? Which pictures have been swiped most? How long did the user linger? Which items were forwarded to the user’s friends?

What you get is what she actually wants. Sure, you could just have an adult conversation and take her to the store like your parents do (that’s why it works for them), but where is the magic in that?

Get the Jewelry Superspy App now, for just 4.99!

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