Steinschmatz

Do you miss the good old times?

Do you think your grandparents were more romantic than we are now?

Do you love those old steamship movies and their ticker messages slowly coming in, building tension?

We thought the same, so we give you the first printer in the world that is not an evil machine yelling for green paint when you need to print that one letter in black and white per year.

It’s a telegraph! Well, sort of.

Of course, you simply plug it into your router with an Ethernet cable or use WiFi. Then, you get the app where you type your messages and choose the recipient. There is also a version with a classic, ceramic keyboard if you want to go full Titanic radio operator.

The fun part is that these machines come in pairs, you get one and your loved one gets one.

Sure, you could just send a message with any of the messengers you have. But, trust us, it makes much more of an impression when suddenly, a mechanical device on your loved one’s desk starts loudly hammering out your telegraph letter by letter on an endless spool of paper. They will stare intently, guessing what the next word might be. Your pets will hate it.

Yes, the printer always functions, yes, we sell the paper, too. Guaranteed to work for 5 years between services. Messages are encrypted in transit, promised. We also have a morse version for the autistic couples.

Just like in the old movies. A tangible memory they will keep forever.

Just like your grandparents did.

© 2025 Ben Büchlein. All rights reserved. This is a creative copy concept and not based on any real product.